The mind absolutely boggles.
I’ve been keeping an eagle eye on Tea&Biscotti’s stats recently in an attempt to discover what people are reading. I can then tailor what I write to what people want to read. So far it seems that people like to read my rants about boobs and all things Mother Knows Breast. Its shocking actually how people still find that interesting. I can imagine a whole world out there like a classroom of twelve year olds.. “ooh she’s writing about booooobs!”.
Whats even more shocking are the Google searches that people use either to find me intentionally or from which they just stumble across me.
Now, you tell me, where amongst the below, would it appear that you could find Tea&Biscotti?:
♥ Ache all over my face
♥ Complete with the verb to be I tired and she thirsty
♥ Floral lady shoes
♥ Mom knows daugters breast
♥ Beyonce’s boobs and nipples
♥ Ebaysele tted baket (??)
♥ Stilettos trampling
♥ How the word boob come by
And last but Im sure by no means least;
♥ Lactating Italian women pictures